August 20, 2009

You Got To Be A Dumb Motherfucker To Get Fired On Your Day Off

Let’s make this short and sweet, cuz a bitch got a real job.

I’m so damn tired of these rich niggas fucking up and blaming everybody but they damn selves. If you are 31 years old, a Super Bowl-winning professional athlete, black millionaire, you damn near sittin on top of the world. Fuck it up for what? I shed no tears for Plaxico Burress.

This was not an intentional criminal act. In my judgment, a two-year prison sentence is a very severe punishment. – Benjamin Brafman, Plaxico Burress’ attorney

Chris Brown’s sentence was harsher than average, too.

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Not as harsh as that blouse, but still. Don’t beat up women & you won’t have to worry about a felony.

It’s niggas out here going to jail for real injustices. Fucking Mike Vick had to go to prison behind some damn dogs, don’t get me started….We’ll see you in 18 to 24, Plax.

4 Responses to “You Got To Be A Dumb Motherfucker To Get Fired On Your Day Off”

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High Yeller says:

The best part about this shit is he gets a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting HIMSELF. I can see his first day in the clink:
Inmate #1: I shot an upitty YT. What you do?
Plaxico: I shot myself.

SMH.

Eb says:

This is a case of stupidity at its finest and cockiness. There were rumors that this fool would have only gotten 3months but he didn’t think they would find him guilty and wanted no time so he fought it. Now he goes to jail for 2 yrs. He should have know they would make an example out of him.

crystal says:

LOVE that e-card!

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