October 1, 2009
She fiiiiine thanna beeeeetch...
Mattel is coming out with a new line of black Barbie dolls made to look more like actual black people. The dolls have thick lips, wide noses, kinkier hair, and ASS AND HIPS FOR DAYZZZZZ defined cheekbones. The dolls also come with a “little sister”, who looks so young that you might mistake her for the daughter. Single mamas where you at?!

Kara with Little Sister Janessa

Grace & Courtney (if this ain’t some AKA & Xinos shit right here…)

Trichelle (who has the body of Alicia Keys, whether intentional or not) & Kianna
I don’t hate it or love it, but I do think the dolls are prettier than the “regular” Barbies. Apparently you can also straighten their hair with a “spray of water” and accompanying hair styling tools, which every black girl knows ain’t rooted nowhere near the truth. But anyway! Don’t get me started!

Trichelle smilin with her eyes and shit. You betta werk bitch.
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