June 25, 2009
GNR But Only Real N You Feel Me LOL I Can't Spell
So Little Bow Wow (you just don’t know. the way you move so fast. across the flo) has twittered the following hella inspirational quote:
If u dnt like gnr u notta real nigga. Gnr. Stick to “lol” and blend in wit err body else. While we start dis new trend and make it BIG!!!!
Mmmmhmmm. For those of you who have no idea what the hell that’s supposed to say, it’s “If you don’t like ‘Gotta Nigga Rollin’ you’re not a real nigga. Gotta nigga rollin. Stick to LOL and blend in with everybody else. While we start this new trend and make it BIG!!!”
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UH UH.
Where to even begin? Do I start with how long it took to decipher the damn Twitter in the first place? The piercing sadness I feel at the thought of not being considered a real nigga by someone who, clearly, is the realest nigga in the game? Or at least was in the game, before his label dropped him on Monday…but I digress. The irony at asking thousands people to all do the same thing in an effort to avoid being like everybody else? I can’t take it. Y’all pick.
In other news, Martin Luther Queen (aka Perez Hilton) fake apologized for his dramatastic actions over the past few days while still getting in a couple cheap shots toward GLAAD & insinuating that he will actually win his lawsuit against Polo Molina. My blood pressure requires that I end this here.
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